This past Saturday a few of my coworkers and I relived the glory days of elementary school by doing various hand clapping games. It was such a blast to find that we all remembered the words to Miss Mary Mack, and also to find that these rhymes extend over at least three different countries. And then we proceeded to teach the hand claps to some cute Japanese students, but not the words. It’s one step at a time.
But tonight I researched different lyrics, and it was a great time. It’s kinda funny how easily you can remember the silly playground rhymes that you knew in elementary school without even hesitating. And Jen was right there with me, singing along to the words. So, for all the ladies out there, what was your favorite hand clapping rhyme?
No More 3x5's 
Abc, easy as 123, my momma takes care of me, my daddy watches mtv, ooh ahh i want a piece of pie, pie to sweet i wanna piece of meat, meat to rough i wanna ride a bus, bus too full i wanna ride a bull, bull not black i want my money back, money back too green i wanna jelly bean, jelly bean not cooked i wanna read a book, book not read i wanna go to bed, bed not made i want some lemonade, lemonade too sour i wanna take a shower, shower too cool i wanna go to school, school too dumb i wanna suck my thumb, thumb to dirty i wanna ride a birdie, birdie too slow and thats all i know, so close your eyes and count to ten, whoever messes up starts all over again, 12345678910…noone messed up so thats the end!
awsome
I am a kid still in elementary so I no this by heart. I’m pretty sure though that the ending is “and that’s the end of that”. I could be wrong though. This song and hand game is in a hand shake that my friend and I do. Its so catchy
Abc, as easy as 123, my momma says do re me, my poppa says hot coffee ohh, ahh, i wanna piece of pie, pie to sweet i wanna picea meat, meat to tough i wanna ride a bus, bus to full i wanna ride a bull, bull to black, i want my money back, money back, to green i wanna read a book, book not read i wanna go to bed, bed not made i wanna lemonade, lemonade to sour i wanna take a shower, shower to wet i wanna pet a kitty, kitty to FAT, and that’s the end of that!!
My sister is a show off show show show off show show show off my mommy is a baker yummy yummy fat tummy my daddy is a dentists gummy gummy gu gummy my brother watches batman and i hate spider man
how did that whole song go?
“Apples on a Stick”
apples on a stick just make me sick
they make my heart go 246
not ‘cuz im dirty
not ‘cuz im clean
just ‘cuz i kissed a boy behind a magazine!
hey girls,
wanna have some fun?
here comes a guy with his pants undone
he can wibble
he can wobble,
he can do all that
but i betcha 5 bucks he cant do this.
close your eyes and count to ten,
then whoever messes up is his girlfriend!
“Miss Suzy”
ms suzy had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell
ms suzy went to heaven
the steamboat went to
hell-o operater
please give me #9
and if you disconnect me
ill kick your big
behind the ‘frigerator
there was a piece of glass
miss suzy slipped upon it
and broke her little
ask me no more questions
tell me no more lies
the boys are in the bathroom
zipping down their
flies are in the meadows
bees are in their hives
ms suzy and her boyfriend are kissing in the
DARK! DARK! DARK! DARK!
darker than the oceans
darker than the seas
darker than the underwear my mother puts on me
my mother is godzilla
my daddy is king kong
my (sister/brother) is the stupid one
who made me sing this song!
this rim is so awsome did you make it up good job
i have a diffrent version
apple on a stick makes me sick makes my heart beat 246 not because your dirty not because your cleam just becauese u kissed a boy behind a magazine girl boys have a lot of fun here comes johny with a pickly up his bum he can wibble he can jiggle he can even do the splits but i bet u ten bucks he can’y do this close your eyes and count to ten if u muk it all up your not my friend 12345678910 u didn’t muk it up so your still my firned
I know one. Mama is having a baby,
Daddy’s going crazy,
If it’s a boy I’ll give it a toy if it’s a girl I’ll curl her hair
If it’s twins, I’ll wrap them up in toilet paper and push them down an escalator. First floor stop, second floor stop, third floor stop, till my hands get hot
Mine was always :
Apples on a stick make me sick make my heart go 246 not because I’m dirty not because I’m clean just because I kissed a boy behind a magazine
Heyyy girls wanna have some fun well here come Johnny with his pants undone he can wiggle he can wobble he can do the splits but I bet ya he can’t do this
Bow to the king kiss the queen show his butt to the cheerleader team!
Mine was always :
Apples on a stick make me sick make my heart go 246 not because I’m dirty not because I’m clean just because I kissed a boy behind a magazine
Heyyy girls wanna have some fun well here come Johnny with his pants undone he can wiggle he can wobble he can do the splits but I bet ya he can’t do this
Bow to the king kiss the queen show his butt to the cheerleader team!
I go apple on a stick they make me sick
they make my heart beat 2,4,6
not because your dirty
not because your clean
just because you kissed a boy behind a magazine
Girls girls girls fhey just wanna have fun
here comes judy with a paintball gun
she can do the she can do the she can do the spilts
but I betch I betcha she can’t do this
close your eyes and count to ten
and if you mess it up then were not friends
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you didn’t mess it up so were still friends
and that’s the end.
i say :
candy on a stick it makes me sick
it makes my heart go 246
not because they’re dirty
not because they’re clean
just because I kissed a boy behind a magazine
said hey boy, how ’bout a fight
I know a girl with her pants on tight
she can wibble
she can wobble
she can even do the splits
but I betcha fifty dollars that she can’t do this
close your eyes and count to ten
and if you mess up do it all over again!
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No I do it like this
Candy on a stick they make me sick they
make my heart beat go 2,4,6
Not because your dirty
Not because your clean
Not because you kissed a boy behind a magazine
Like hey boys how bout a fight
I know a girl with her pants on tight
She can wibble
She can wobble
And she can even do the splits
But I betcha fifty dollars that you can’t do this…
I sing it like this,
Miss suzie had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell, miss suzie went to heaven the steamboat went to hello operator, please give me number 9 and if you disconnect me, ill kick you from behind the refrigerator there was a piece of glass miss suzie fell upon it and cut her litttle ask me no more questions tell me no more lies miss suzie told me everything before she died her hair in purple died her hair in pink died her hair in polkadots and washed it down the sink me in the ocean sink me in the sea sink me in the toilet but please dont pee on me
here is my version of Miss Sue that my aunt taught me:
Miss Sue, Miss Sue
Miss Suzy had a tugboat
the tugboat had a bell
DING! DING!
The tugboat went to heaven
Miss Suzy went to
hello operator please give me number 9
and if u disconnect me i’ll kick u from behind
the fridgerator which sat a piece of glass
Miss Suzy sat upon it and broke her little
Ask me no more questions
Tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their
Flies are the meadow
The bees are in their hives
Miss Suzy and her boyfriend are kissing in the
D.A.R.K! D.A.R.K! DARK! DARK! DARK!
Darker then the ocean
Darker then the sea
Darker then the underwear
My mama puts on me
I know i know my ma
I know i know my pa
I know i know my sister
with the 40 acre bra!
Now here is my version of apples on a stick that my friends at school taught me:
Apples on a stick make me sick
Makes my stomach go 246
Not cause im dirt
Not cause im clean
Not cause i kissed a buy behind a magazine!
Hey girls!
Wanna have some fun?
Here comes a boy with his pants undone!
He can wibble
He can wobble
He can even do the splits
But I betcha five bucks he can’t do this!
Close your eyes and count to ten
Whoever messes up is his girlfriend!
tulips together, tie them together,
bring back my love to me
What is the meaning
of all these flowers?
they tell the story
the story of love
from me to me
I saw two ships sail away
they sailed two years and one day
my love is far far away
from the sea of love
from me to you
cha cha cha
i think you should show the hand clapping games where all the kids bang on the tables and make really cool noise patterns.
The Cup Song .. It’s On YouTube .. It’s Easy .. It’s Like
Clap 2 Times , Tap On the Cup 3 Times , Clap Again , Put The Cup Aside (make the noise still) Clap Again , Grab The Cup , Hit It WithThe Palm Of Your Hand , Flip It Once ! hit The Table , Flip It Again ,Hit The Table With Your Hand Then The Cup .. (the Last Step Is Fast)
“Chinese resteraunt”
I went to a Chinese resteraunt to get a loaf of bread bread bread… they wrapped it up in tin foil and this is what they said said said.. my name is pollywolly wiskers, pollywolly poodle.. My name is elvis presley girls are sexy sittin in the backseat drinking pepsi. my name is uh oh my mommy told me not to sneeze ah ah ah chew!!!!!!!!!
i went to the baker’s shop
to buy a loaf of bread bread bread
i wrapped it up in a £5 note
and this is what they said said said
my name is
elvis presly
girls are sexy
sitting in the back seat
drinking shandy
had a baby
called it crazy
do me a favour
F*** off!
I went to a Chinese restaurant to buy a loaf of bread bread bread… the waiter asked me what’s my name I saiddd… My name is Sally, I know karate, punch in the body, oups I’m sorry, don’t tell mommy, she’s right behind me, the cops are gonna find me. Freeze! *finger guns/hands up*
123 hit it thats the way uh hu uh hu i like it uh hu uh hu thats the way uh hu uh hu i like it uh hu uh hu .brick wall water fall boy you think you have got it all you don’t i do so puff with the attitude looser whatever fly away for ever sin your bye bye go ahead and cry . eye eye apple pie but but pizza hut nick nick what the heck hair hair i don’t care and palms i don’t give a dam boom ha ha.
apples on a stick they make me sick.
they make my heart beat 0.6.
not because your dirty.
not because your clean.
but because my mums a fairy queen.
hey girls lets have some fun.
here comes Jhonny with his pants undone
he can wiggle he can waggle.
he can even do the splits.
but i bet you 10 bucks that he cant do this.
now close your eyes.
and count to 10.
if you go wrong then start again
“Allilie Allilie”
My name is allilie allilie, chickalie chickalie
oolli oolli buck buck buck
chinese checker cheese on toast
put it in the oven
poke poke poke
the extended version has another rythme at the beggining
My boyfriend gave me an apple
My boyfriend gave me a pear
My boyfriend gave me a kiss on the lips
then he threw me down the stairs
I gave him back his apple
I gave him back his pear
I gave him back his kiss on the lips
and this is what I said
My name is allilie…….etc.
my friends taught me this and they said that one of their friends made this up and i just love it!
boys are made of greasy slimy gofer guts, mutilated monkey meat, chopped up parakeet, french fried eye balls, swimming in a pool of blood, eat it with out a spoon! SLURP!
i love that one too, but unfortunately its been out for years, so no, they didnt make it up.. still a awesomely gross song 🙂
The way i was taught was
Boys are made of greasy slimy golfer guts, mulilated monkey meat, chopped up parakeets, all wrapped up in little tiny birdy feet, yum yum dont forget to lick the spoon! 🙂
another one they taught me is
welcome to McDonald’s, may i take your order, big mac, curly fries sodapop make it drop!
i also no another version of the 123 hit it one………i like to get hit twice, thats the way uh hu uh hu i like it uh hu uh hu thats the way uh hu uh hu i like it uh hu uh hu, brick wall water fall boy you think you know it all, you don’t i do so poof with the attitude, recess pieces butter cup, mess with me i’ll mess you up
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another one
lemonade, icey fresh, sip it once, sip it twice, lemonade, icey fresh sip it once, sip it twice, turn around, touch the ground, kick your boyfriend out of town, now freeze!
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shame shame shame, i don’t wanna go to hollywood no more more more, theres a fat michale jackson at the door door door, he grabbed me by the hips, kissed me on the lips, i don’t wanna go to hollywood no more more more
Shame Shame Shame I Dont Wanna Go To Mexico No More More More There’s A Big Fat Policeman At Da Door Door Door He Will Grab YU By Da Collar Girl YU Better Holla I Dunt Wanna Go To Mexico Nomore More More SHAME
try this,
ABC
123
a boy kissed me and made me pee
now drop down and give me ten or else we wont be friends
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
good
now do it again
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
now turn around and don’t come back
ill meet you at the (partners name) shack!
OMG my child hood is back
This is me. I LOVE PIA ROSE SCATTERGOOD
stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mine goes:
Candy apples on a stick, makes my heart go 2 forty six not because im dirty not because im clean not because i kissed the boy behind the magazine hey girls you wanna start a fight here comes__name____ with her miniskirt on
(_name___ with his pants undone) she can wibble she can wobble she can do the splits but i bet you 5 dollars she cant do this kiss kiss _name__ on the lips
also i have this one:
Peter peter pumpkin eater had a wife and couldn’t keep her put her in a shotgun shell and shot her all the way to hello operator give me number 9 and if you dont ill kick you in behind the refrigerator there lays a piece of glass if you sit on it you’ll cut your little ask me no more questions tell me no more lies mary went to heaven chasing butterflies
Heres another version of apples on a sticl
apples on a stick just make me sick. they make my heart beat 2, 4, 2, 6. not that Im dirty not that Im clean. cause I kissed a boy behid a magizine. you, you wanna have fun? well here comes Jilly with the short skirt on she can do all the splits but I bet you 5 bucks she cant do this now close your eyes and count to 10 and if you cant do you ot to kiss a boy again 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 you did a great job now start it again
the adam family started whaen uncle festa farted he farted through the key hole and peralised the cat miaw the cat got over excited and shouted man united and man united shouted the adam family 12345678910
i know another one . abcd hit it thats the way hu hu i like it hu hu thats the way hu hu hu ilike it, scooby dooby dooby dooby scooby doooby dooby hot chocolate scooby dooby dooby dooby scooby doooby dooby hot milk
I got a different version
ABCD that’s the way uh hu uh hu I like it uh hu uh hu that’s the way uh hu uh hu I like it, scooby dooby dooby dooby doo hot chocolate scooby dooby dooby dooby doo marshmallows
I got a another one
ABC HIT IT YOUR MAMA YOUR DADA YOUR OLD CRAZY GRANDMA SHE 99 AND SHE THINK SHE GOT THE FRANKYSTYLE BUT SHE DOESN’T WHAT’S THIS WHAT’S THAT SHE JUST GOT SLAPPED BANG (YOU SLAP YOUR PARTNER)
I GOT ANOTHER ONE
apples on a stick just make me sick. they make my heart beat 2, 4, 6
not that Im dirty not that Im clean. cause I kissed a boy behind a magizine. you, you wanna have fun? well here comes OLLY MURS
with his pants undone he can do all the handstand but I bet you 5 dollars but he cant do this now, now close your eyes and count to 10 and if you cant do you have to kiss a OLLY MURS again and again and again on OLLY MURS lips 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 you did a great job now start it again.
I was taught this way: abc hit it that’s the way aha aha I like it aha aha that’s the way aha aha I like it aha aha scooby dooby dooby doo pressure pressure scooby dooby dooby doo pressure pressure
Heres another version of quack dilly o so
quack dilly o so quack quack quack from san diego eggo eggo waffles delora delora potatos on the floora go 1 2 3 4 kick your brother ou the door 5 6 7 8 who do we appreciate me me american idol 1 2 3 4 end
high five scuba dive high ten dragons den high cross do the toss over over cool dude im in the mood jump up high its worth a try its worth it its worth it high toss candyfloss
my mummy is a teacher 123 123 my daddy is a doctor pump pump pump pump pump pump my sister is a singer (bit of song) my brother is a baby wa wa wa wa wa wa my dog he is so lazy qqqshoo qqqshoo my guinea pigs so playful (run around) my best friend is the bestest (hug)
heres another 1 of my family
my mummy is a baker mmm mmm
my daddy is a dentist aaargh aaargh
my sister is a showoff hi girls hi boys
my brother is a cowboy bang bang youre dead 50 bullets in ya head turn around touch the ground youre dead
im a nut. in a hut . im crazy im foolish im crazy im foolish im crazy im foolish im alright
Ours went. Ima nut, in a hut. I stole me mama pantie holes, so what. What you gon do beat my butt? I’m crazy… I’m foolish… I’m crazy. I’m foolish. I’m crazy. I’m foolish. I’m c.o.o.l, cool don’t move.
Ours went. Ima nut, in a hut. I stole my mama pantie holes, so what. What you gon do beat my butt? I’m crazy… I’m foolish… I’m crazy. I’m foolish. I’m crazy. I’m foolish. I’m c.o.o.l, cool don’t move.
Im a nut in a hut i stold an apple from the tree so what. Im craaaaaazy, im fooooooolish but im cool!
jump up n down n turn around jump up n down n turn around
jump up n bend ya knees jump up n bend ya kneees
jump up n down n touch the ground jump up n down n touch the ground
r ya dizzy now freeze.
Apples on a stick, they make me sick. they make my heart go 246 Not because I’m dirty, not because I’m clean. Just because I kissed a boy behind a magazine. So come on girl, lets have some fun. Here comes _____ with a big fat bum. he can do the wibble wobble hhe can do the splits. but I bet you ten bucks that he cant do this. (close you eyes and only do the hand part.)
ours goes like this
candy on a stick
it makes me sick
it makes my tummy go 2, 4, 6
not because it’s dirty
not because it’s clean
just because I kissed a boy behind a magazine
saying ay boys, how ’bout a fight?
I see a girl with her pants on tight
she can wibble she can wobble she can even to the splits
but I bet you ten bucks she can’t do this
close her eyes and count to ten but if you mess up you gotta kiss your boyfriend.
i know on……. it goes like this miss suzy had a baby she named him tiny tim sheput him in the bath tub to see if he could swim he drank up all the water and at up all the soap he tryed to swallow the tub but wouldn’t go down his throat miss suzy called the docter th docter called the nurse the nurse called the lady with the alligator purse a dime for the docter a quarter for the nurse a dollar for the lady with the alligator purse ms suzy had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell
ms suzy went to heaven
the steamboat went to
hell-o operater
please give me #9
and if you disconnect me
ill kick your big
behind the ‘frigerator
there was a piece of glass
miss suzy slipped upon it
and broke her little
ask me no more questions
tell me no more lies
the boys are in the bathroom
zipping down their
flies are in the meadows
bees are in their hives
ms suzy and her boyfriend are kissing in the
D-A-R-K D-A-R-K DARK! DARK! DARK! DARK!
darker than the oceans
darker than the seas
darker than the underwear my mother puts on me
my mother is godzilla
my daddy is king kong
my (sister/brother) is the stupid one
who made me sing this song!
I heard this version of apple on a stick, but mine is candy on a stick.
Candy on a stick you make me sick,
you make my heart go 2-4-6
not because its dirty, not because its clean,
all because i kissed a boy behind a magazine,
hey boy how ’bout a fight, i know a girl with her pants on tight,
she can wibble, she can wobble,
she can even do the splits,
but I betcha fifty bucks she cant do this, so close your eyes and count to ten,
and if you messup you gotta kiss (dylan or boyfriend)
2-4-6-8 who do we appreciate? yo mama ya ya yo daddy ya ya
yo bald headed granny whos sittin in the club with a big behind,
like frankin stein, goin beep beep beep,
down sesame street and when the light turns green…. (i forgot the rest but it has bad language most likely)
Apple On A Stick (real one)
Apple on a stick, makes me sick, makes my heartbeat 2-4-6, not because your dirty, not because your clean, just because you kissed a boy behind the magazine, girls, boys having fun, well here comes johnny with a pickle up his bum. He can wiggle he can wobble , he can even do the splits, I betcha , I betcha he can’t do this , close your eyes and count to ten , if you muck up your not my best friend, (close eyes) 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 , we passed the end so your my best friend , Now that’s the end of chapter 10. AMEN
sucks u bitch
you fukin dirty bith shit bloody pig shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhit
I’ve got one…
Apple sticky makes me sicky makes my heart go 2 4 60
Not coz ya dirty
Not coz ya clean
Not because ya pick ya nose behind the magazine
“Miss Suzy”
ms suzy had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell
ms suzy went to heaven
the steamboat went to
hell-o operator
give me #9
and if you disconnect me
ill kick you from
behind the ‘frigerator
laid a piece of glass
miss suzy sat upon it
and broke her little
ask me no more questions
tell me no more lies
the boys are in the bathroom
zipping up their
flies are in the meadows
bees are in their hives
ms suzy and her boyfriend are kissing in the
D-A-R-K! D-A-R-K! DARK! DARK!
darker than the oceans
darker than the seas
darker than the black eye that my boyfriend gave to
MIMI is my name MIMI is my nick,
Ms suzes throwing up, it really makes me sick sick sick!
get a life bitch this is bull crap
“Candy Apple on a Stick”
Candy apple on a stick
makes my tummy go 2- 46
not becuz im dirty
not becuz im clean
just becuz i kissed a boy behind a magazine!
hey girls,
wanna have some fun?
here comes _____ with his pants undone
he can wibble
he can wobble,
he can do the splits
but most of all he can KISS KISS KISS with his red hot lips like this . . .!!!
hey guys i got another version of apple on a stick and chinesse restrunt , heres apple on a stick : apple on a stick , makes me sick , makes my heart beat 246 , not because your dirty , not because your clean , not because you kissed a boy behind a magazine , girls , boy , lets have some fun , here comes suzy with a chicken up her bum , she can do the can can , she can do the splits but i betcha , i betcha , she cant do this , ill count to ten , etc
heres the chinnese fish shop one i went to a chinese fish shop to buy a loaf of bread bread bread he wrapped it up in a five pound note and this is wat he said said said , my name is elvis presely , girls are sexy , sitting in the back car , drinking pepsi , hows ur father? ALRIGHT!
apples on a stick==
apples on a stick,ganna make me sick,ganna make my heart go 246 246, not cause im dirty,not cause im clean,not cause ya kissed a boy behind a magizine,hey girls wannah have some fun here comes justin bieber with his pants un done,close your eyes and count to 10,when your finished, you got to kiss your boy friend
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This is my version of apple on a stick
Apple on a stick
Makes me sick
Makes my heart go 246
Not because I’m dirty
Not because I’m clean
Not because I kissed a boy behind a magazine
Boys girls they have a lot of fun
But here comes Molly with a big fat bum
She can wibble she can wobble
She can even do the splits
But I bet ya 5 bucks she can’t do this
Close your eyes and count to 10 if you muck up your a dirty hen
*close eyes and clap*12345678910
We didn’t muck up so that’s the end and also your not the dirty hen!
I know a little Dutch girl
Called eye shoe shoella ( point at eye shoe and dance a little)
And all the boys in the football pitch called eye shoe shoella
How is your mother?
Alright
Died in the fish shop last night
What was she eating
Raw fish
How did she die
Liiiiike this! ( person faints on other person and is catched)
Cinderella dressed in yella went up stairs to kiss her fella made a mistake and kissed a snake how many doctors did it take? 12345678910
Cinderella dressed in yellow, went upstairs to kiss her fellow, made a mistake she kissed a snake, how many doctors will it take? 1, 2, 3, etc.
Cinderella dressed in blue, went upstairs to tie her shoe, made a mistake and tied a knot, how many knots will she make? 1, 2, 3, etc.
Cinderella dressed in green, went downtown to buy a ring, made a mistake and bought a fake, how many days before it breaks? 1, 2, 3, etc.
Cinderella dressed in lace, went upstairs to fix her face, oh no oh no, she found a blemish, how many powder puffs till she’s finished? 1, 2, 3, etc.
Cinderella dressed in silk, went outside to get some milk, made a mistake and fell in the lake, how many more till she gets a break? 1, 2, 3, etc.
Cinderella dressed in purple, went upstairs to kiss Steve Urkel made a mistake and kissed a stake, how many doctors will it take? 1, 2, 3, etc.
Cinderella dressed in black went to McDonalds to get a big mac how many big macs did she get? 1, 2, 3, etc.
These are ones me and my friends made up
ip dip doo cats got the floo cow in bed i’ve got a head
apples on a stick makes me sick makes my heart 2,4,6 not because your dirty not because your clean not because you kissed a boy behind a magizine boys boys have no fun here comes one with a big fat bum he can wiggle it and waggle it and do the splits but i bet you he cant do this close your eyes and cont to ten if you cant your a big fat hen
my sis sis ate a nocker
Thats the way u huh u huh
I like it u huh u huh
Thats the way u huh u huh
I like it u huh u huh
peace punch break the wall
waterfall
dont you think you got it all
you dont but i do
so poof with the attitude
loser whatever
fly away forever
bang bang
cha ch chang
wind me up i’ll do my thang
no cori no coroo
you mess with me i mess with you
lemonade 7up
you mess with me i mess you up
relocation
information
hip rotation
butt shake tation
you mess with me i mess with you!!!
banana split make me sick
oogalaka oogalaka 246
not because im dirty
not because im clean
not because your daddy got a dirty magazine
i bet 5 dollars
i bet you fifty cents
i bet you 5 50
you cant do this
thats the way uh huh uh huh
i like it uh huh uh huh 2x
brick wall waterfall
girl/boy you think you know it all
i do
you dont
so boom with your adittude
i got my pinky
got my thumb
got my fist
you better run
The Whatever One (doesn’t really have a name):
That’s the way, uh huh uh huh,
I like it, uh huh uh huh,
That’s the way, uh huh uh huh,
I like it, uh huh uh huh,
Break the wall,
Waterfall,
Girl you think you know it all,
But you don’t.
I do,
So POOF! with the attitude!!!
Loser,
Whatever,
Fly away forever,
Get
The
Pic-
Ture
DUH!!! *at this point, both try to hit (lightly!!!) the others forehead while dodging their friend*
Apple On A Stick:
Apples on a stick
They make me sick
They make my stomach
Go 2-4-6!
Not because they’re dirty
Not because I’m clean
Just because I kissed a boy
On their cheek!
Heeeey boys,
How ’bout a fight?
Here comes the girl with her dress on tight!
She can wibble,
She can wobble,
She can even do the splits!
But I bet you fifty bucks
That she can’t do this:
Now close your eyes,
And count to ten,
If you mess up,
Start over again!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!!!
The Llama One (this one my friends and I made up when President Obama was re-elected and it has a whole bunch of hand gestures that it doesn’t make sense without but I thought I’d post the words anyways):
Happy Llama,
Sad Llama,
Totally Rad Llama.
Super Llama,
Drama Llama,
Big Fat Mama Llama.
Baby Llama,
Crazy Llama,
Don’t forget
Barack O’Llama!!!
Fish,
Fish,
Mooooore Fish!!!
TURTLE-UNICORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
whats the song that goes scooby scooby doo quack quack quack
Dumb Baby
Dumb dumb baby i can do karate
dumb dumb baby i can shake my body
dumb dumb baby oops am sorry
i didnt mean to hurt i need to go to
the toilet but i dont know were it is
Milk man
Milk man milk man do your duty
here comes Mrs Makarooty
she can do the pom pom pom pom pom
she can do the splits ouch
but most of she does is kiss
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Under the apple tree
under the apple tree
my boy friend said to me
Kiss me,hug me,tell me that you love me
123
coke a cola
coke a cola went to town
diet pepsi shot him down
Dr pepper picked him up
npw wer drinking seven up
seven up got a flue
now we’r drinking mountain dew
mountain dew fell of a mountain
now wer drinking from the fountain
fountain broke
peeple choke
now wer drinking cherry coke
cherry lost its cherry
now wer drinking logan berry
logan berry said
ohh dear now wer drinking root beer
root beer?
what a joke!now wer back to good ol’ coke!!!!!!!
Fantastic Stuff, do you have a twitter profile?
theres another version of my mommy is a backer :
my mommy is a baker yummy yummy fat tummy
my daddy is a dusbin man pooie pooie stinkie stinkie
my sister is a show of showy showy curly wirly
my brother is a cowbay and this is what he says ,pow pow 50 bulits in ur head on green one blue all the rest are chicken poo
tic tac toe give me a high give me a low give me a cris cross lollipop pull the chail fly to spain back again tic tak toe
“Candy on a stick”
Candy on a stick just makes me sick
Makes my tummy go 2 4 6
not because im pretty
not because im sturdy
just becuase i kissed a boy behind a magazine
hey boy
how bout a fight
i know a girl with a pants on tight
she can wibble
she can wobble
she can even do the splits
bet u 10 bucks u cant do this
close ur eyes count to 10
if u mess up u have to kiss ur boyfriend
a few me and my friends made up….
lemanade
crunch the ice
sip it once
sip it twice
lemanade,crunch the ice,sip it once,sip it twice,turn around,touch the ground FREEZE!
Mail-man
mail-man
do your duty
here comes misses american beauty
she can do the pom-poms
she can do the twist
but most of all she can kiss-kiss-kiss
K-I-S-S
Dumb-dumb-dayo
dumb-dumb-awayaway
see-see-bayo
see-see-awayaaway
mini-mini-acko-mini-mini-aho
cokabatta-cokabatta-cokabatta FIST!
i know a song i don’t remember it all the way but it goes something like this;
rock a rock tweet tweet tweet-a-leet
rock a rock tweet tweet tweet-a-leet
mamma’s in the kitchen stirrin up rice
daddy’s in the alley a shootin’ that dice
brother’s in jail raisin’ up hell
sister’s ’round the corner selling fruit- cock- tail
(points to lips, crotch, and butt)
rock a rock tweet tweet tweet-a-leet
rock a rock tweet tweet tweet-a-leet
A alternative version to ‘Apples on a Stick’ but this one’s called ‘Apple Crumble’
Apple crumble makes me rumble
Makes my heart go 2-4-6!
Not because your dirty
Not because your clean
Not because you kissed your boyfriend down the magazine
Hey boys you wanna fight?
Here comes (name) with her/his knickers on tight!
He/she can walk he/she can talk he/she can do what he/she likes
I bet he/she cant do it with his/her eyes shut tight!
My Mummy is a baker
Yummy Yummy Fat Tummy!
My Daddy is a dustbin man
Pooey Pooey, Pooey Pooey!
My Sister is a showoff
Lala-lala lala-lala
My Brother is a cowboy:
BANG BANG YOU’RE DEAD 50 BULLETS IN YOUR HEAD!
Singin’ ya ya yippee yipee ya
Ye-Ha!
Singin’ ya ya yipee yipee ya
Ye-Ha!
Singin’ ya ya yipee, ya ya yipee
Ya ya yipee yippe ya
Ye-Ha!
Coca-Cola! Coca-Cola!
Alley Alley Pussy Cat!
Alley Alley Pussy Cat!
Coca-Cola! Coca Cola!
Alley Alley Pussy Cat!
Alley Alley Pussy Cat!
Boys got the muscles
The Teachers don’t count
Girls got the sexy legs
You better watch out!
Hypnotise and paralyze
And turn around
And Faint!
‘Tic Tac Toe’
Tic tac toe
Give me an X
Give me an O
Give me a three in a row
Buddy/Polly got shot by the UFO
ALTERNATIVE
Tic tac toe
Going high
Going low
Going criss cross
Lollipop
Pull the chain
Turn around
Tic tac toe!
My childhood favourite:
Polly! (Clap clap clap)
Polly! (Clap clap clap)
Polly’s having a party!
Chika boom, Chika boom
Chika boom boom boom
Now its time for the tika tok
A tika tok, a tika tok, a tika tika tok
Mums got the measles
Dads got the flu
Achoo! Achoo!
All day long just sitting in the garden
Peeling potatoes
Sitting in my arm chair
Peeling potatoes
Whoops I’m sorry (bump into eachother)
Archie Archie i can do karate
Archie Archie i can wind my body
Archie Archie i can phone my mummy
Archie Archie I can do the butterfly!
This is a skipping game i used to really enjoy!
Ice cream soda cherry on the top
Who’s your boyfriend? i forgot
Is it A,B,C,D,E,F,G…
(Whatever letter the person stops on the two people spinning the rope must think of a boys name which starts with that letter)
2,4,6,8 who do we appreciate?
Your momma, Your dadda
Your bald headed grandma
She’s 99 she thinks she’s fine
She’s going out with frankenstien
What’s this? What’s this?
You just got this!
What’s that? What’s that?
You just got slapped!
My boyfriend gave me an apple
My boyfriend gave me a pear-pear-pear
My boyfriend gave me a kiss on the lips and he threw me down the stairs-stairs-stairs!
I gave him back his apple
I have him back his pear-pear-pear
I gave him back his kiss on the lips
Then i threw him down the stairs-stairs-stairs
He took me to the cinema to watch a dirty mo-movie
He asked me for some bubblegum so i shoved it up his bum-bum-bum!
Ribena (clap clap clap)
Safesina (clap clap clap)
Big Boys (clap clap clap)
Crazy Girls (clap clap clap)
Ribena, Safesina, Big Boys, Crazy Girls
STATUE (freeze)
There was a little Irish girl called Eye Shoe Shoella
And all the boys in the football team said “I love Shoella”
How is your mother? Alright
Died in the fish shop last night
What did she did of? Raw fish
How did she did? Like this (faint)
That’s the only one I remember hearing in my
ABC Hit it thats the way ah hu ah uh i like it ah hu ah hu ah hu x2
(hobbie) is my game i dont have a brother or a sister and my mother is called (name) and im called (name) xx
i made this up !!
My boyfriend gave me an apple
My boyfriend gave me a pear
My boyfriend gave me a kiss on the lips so I threw him down the stairs
I threw over London
I threw him over France
I threw him over the football pitch
And he lost his underpants!!!!
His underpants were spotty, his underpants were blue
His underpants were smelly
So I flushed them down the loo!!!
i got one:
i dont wanna go to mexico no more more more
theres a big black policeman at the door door door
he’ll kiss you on the lips he’ll make you do the splits
i dont wanna go to mexico no more more more
then you try to say, shame on you! before your friend (partner) does.
Some that I know (and these may be just my own versions but….)
SHAME SHAME SHAME
Shame shame shame
I don’t wanna go to Mexico
no more more more
there’s a big fat policeman
at the door door door
he’ll grab you by the hips
and kiss you on the lips
I don’t wanna go to Mexico
no more more more
SHAME!
APPLES ON A STICK
apples on a stick
make me sick
make my heart beat 246
not because I’m dirty
not because I’m clean
not because i kissed that boy
behind the magazine
hey girl
look over there
I see (name)’s underwear
he/she can wibble
he/she can wobble
he/she can’t do the splits
I bet you 5 bucks that he/she
can’t do this
close your eyes
and count to ten
if you mess up
you gotta kiss your boyfriend
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10
CONCENTRATION
concentration
64
no repeats
or hesitation
I go first
you go second
category is ______
(then you say things that fit in that category until someone repeats or hesitates)
I know one that goes
ABC HIT IT
That the way uh uh uh uh I like it uh uh that the way uh uh uh I like it uh uh.
Peace punch
Captain crunch
I got something you can’t touch
Brick wall water fall
Girl You think u got it all
But you don’t I do so boom
With the attitude
Bang bang
Choo choo train
Wind me up I’ll do my thing
Resse presses seven up
Mess with me I’ll mess you up
Tuddy fruity shake me booty
Don’t make me come over there and
Snap my fingers z formation
Hip rotation head surculation
Elbow elbow wrist wrist
Blow a kiss and boy you just got dissed
That was so fab well done
Also
Double double this this
Double double that that
Double this double that
Double double this that
You can replace the this and that for like
Cheese wiz
Monkey face
Watermelon
AWSOME
they were cool
Apple sticky makes me icky makes my heart go 2 4 60 not because you dirty not because your clean not because you kissed a boy behind the magazine
Her comes _______ with her skirt up high she can walk she can talk she can do what she likes but I bet she can’t do it with her eyes shut tight
There’s one where everyone stands in a circle with their hands palms-up. Onthe right, there hands on top of the person (to their right), and on the left, it’s under (the person to the left). As the song goes, you take your right hand and smack the person on your left’s right hand.
I don’t remember the beginning very well…
Down by the banks of the Hanky-Panks
Where the bull frogs jump from bank to banks
Singing eeps, ipes, opes, oops
Listen to the rhythm of the ding dang dong…
Coca-cola went to town
Pepsi-cola shot him down
Dr. Pepper fixed him up
Now we’re drinkin’ Seven up
Seven-up has no caffeine
Now we’re talkin’ Billie Jean
Billie Jean went up the hill
Singing “doo ah diddee diddee dum diddee DOO”!
Whoever gets their hand smacked on the DOO is out, so you do it again with one less person.
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiop;io;
When suzy was a baby
A baby a baby
She went like this
Wawa suck my thumb
When suzy was a juniror a junior
She went like this
Wawa suck my thumb gimme lots of bubble gum
When suzy was a teenager a teenager
She went like this
Wawa suck my thumb gimme lots of bubble gum oo ah i lost my bra
In my boyfreinds sports car
When suzy was a mother a mother
She went like this
Wawa suck my thumb gimme lots of bubble gum
Oo ah i lost my bra in my boyfreinds sports car
Whrn suzy was a spirit a spirit she went like this
Wawa suck my thumb gimme lots of bubble gum
Oo ah i lost my bra in my boyfreinds sports car
BOO!!!!!
brick wall waterfall
girl you think you got it all
but you dont
and i do
so boom with that attitude
peace punch captain crunch
i got something you cant touch
no recees peices 7 up
mess with me ill mess you up
Momma’s Having a Baby
Momma’s having a baby
She’s driving daddy crazy
If it’s a boy I’ll give it a toy
If it’s a girl I’ll give it a twirl
If it’s twins I’ll wrap em up in toilet paper and throw me down the elevator
First floor
Stop
Second floor
Stop
Third floor
Stop
Clap ’til your hands get hot
Bingo
Bingo
B-I-N-G-O
Butter finger tootsie roll
Ice ice ice-e-o
And bingo was his name-o
Umder the apple tree my boyfriend said to me kiss me hug me tell me that you love me check out my body if you want to marry me 1 2 3 (go as low as you can into the splits). Cece my baby cone along and play with me under the tree I lodtlost my apappetite when I was younger I played with T-o-y but now Im older I play with B-o-y boys boys boys boys boys in 1982 22 I lost my kangaroo roo the sky was black and blue oo they used to call me loo loo I like ketchup tomato push up push up ice cream buttercup push up push up
nice, but mine is wayyyyyyy better. mine is
its my birthday by will i am and cody wise,
yours is just lame
apple crumble,makes my heart rumble,makes my heart go 2,4,6,not because i’m dirty,not because i’m clean,not because i kissed a boy in a magazine,hey boys,you want to fight,here you come in your pants and tights
It’s my birthday
It’s my birthday
I’mma spend my money
It’s my birthday
It’s my birthday
I’mma spend my money
It’s my birthday
It’s my birthday
I’mma live my fantasy
It’s my birthday
It’s my birthday
I’mma live my fantasy
I’mma turnt up
We can turnt up
We can take it higher
We can burn up
We can burn up
Set this place on fire
Ooh it’s hot, ooh it’s hot
Damn it’s hot ooh baby
I won’t stop, we won’t stop
We gon’ get real crazy
I’mma spend a dollar, dollar, dollar
We gon’ put it down, like we don’t care
I’mma throw my hands up in the air,
I’mma call you mama
Mami call me papa
We gon’ get down like you know what’s up
The world don’t matter, your problem don’t matter
‘Cause we gon’ get dumb
It’s my birthday
It’s my birthday
I’mma spend my money
Pretty lady, pretty lady
You should be my honey
Lord have mercy, Lord have mercy
Pretty baby, come with me
It’s my birthday
It’s my birthday
I’mma live my fantasy
It’s my birthday
It’s my birthday
I’mma spend a dollar
Pretty lady, pretty lady
Won’t you let me holler
Holler at you, holler at you
Won’t you be my fantasy
Girl I got you, girl it got you
You look like my destiny
Mamacita, mamacita
Senorita vena qui
Que bonita, que bonita
I can speak in Japanese
Kawari, kawari, kawari I want your body
Come with me, come with me
Come with me girl let’s go party
I’mma give a dollar, dollar, dollar
Get it over there, and get it over there
I’mma throw my hands up in the air,
I’mma call you baby,
Baby be my baby
We gon’ burn the town, get down, and crazy
Time for drinks, no time to think
Let’s do our thing
I’mma go spend some dollars
Go on and scream and holler
Put my hands in the air, party like we don’t care
Where the ladies? Where the girls?
It’s a party, come with me
Pretty ladies around the world
It’s a party, come with me
It’s my birthday
It’s my birthday
I’mma spend my money
Pretty lady, pretty lady
You should be my honey
Lord have mercy, Lord have mercy
Pretty baby, come with me
It’s my birthday
It’s my birthday
I’mma live my fantasy
Uh oh, here we go, here we go
Tell the people, in the disco
Burn it down to the floor
‘Cause we don’t care
We got our hands up in the air
Everybody in the party, we party like its everybody’s birthday
i know people this is not a hand clapping game, but this song rocks!!!!!
i just love it!!! i don’t know about you lot but this song is so cool you will listen to it everyday!!!!! the song is called ‘its my birthday’ by will i am and cody wise. so just carry on rocking
Miss Lucy had an engine, the engine had a bell, Miss Lucy went to heaven and the engine went to…Hello, Operator. Please give me number 9, and if you disconnect me I will kick you right behind the ‘frigerator, there was a piece of glass, Miss Lucy slipped and fell on it and broke her little…Ask me no more questions, I’ll tell you no more lies, Miss Lucy told me all of this the day after she died.
—
Shave and haircut, two bits.
Winston tastes good like a…Ooh, ah, piece of pie, pie too sweet, eat some meat, meat too raw, put some ketchup on a straw, put a filter in the end, then you’ve got a Winston!
—
(To the tune of the whistlers in “The Bridge on the River Kwai”)
Comet,
It makes your mouth so clean
Comet,
It tastes like gasoline
Comet,
Will make you vomit
So get some Comet, and vomit, today!
I used to do a one about Holly Hobbie… does anyone remember something like that?
I got 1
Apple on a stick makes me sick
Makes my heart beat 246
Not because I’m dirty
Not because I’m clean
Not because I kissed a boy behind a magazine
Girls boys having fun
Ooh here comes the lady with the big bottom
She can wiggle
She can woggle
She can do the splitz
But I bet ya I bet ya she can’t do this
Close your eyes and count too 10
If you mess up your not my friend
12345678910.
You didn’t Mess up now your my best friend and thats the end !
Heres one:
My name is…
Elvis Presley Girls are sexy siting in the back seat drinking pepsi.
My name is…
Carly Brute Boys are cute sitting in the back seat playing their flute
My name is…
Aunty sorrid Girls and boys are horrid
Sitting in the back seat making us worried
I go
Apples on a stick just make me sick
Make my stomach go 246
not because I’m dirty not because I’m clean just because I kissed a boy behind a magazine
Hey girls wanna have some fun here comes Johny with his pants undone
He can wobble he can wobble he can do the splits but I bet you five dollars he can’t do this
Now to the king kiss the queen and show is butt to the cheerleading team
apple sticky makes me icky makes my heart go 2 4 60 not because your dirty not because your clean not because you went xx behind the magazine here comes jessie with her skirt up high she can walk she can talk but i bet she cant do it with her eyes closed.
I went to a Chinese restaurant to buy a loaf of bread bread bread,
They wrapped it up in a £5 note and this is what they said said said.
My name is…..
Elvis Presley, sipping pepsi , having a baby, naming it Daisy, salt pepper ,scooby dooby do.
Boys go mwah mwah girls go SHUT UP!
There was a new girl at my school
Called Eye Shoe Shallila
And all the boys on the football pitch
Said Eye Shoe Shallia
How’s your momma? Alright
Died down the fish shop last night
How did she die there?
Like this
Hypnotize , paralyze turn around and
Faint!
(Everyone sits in a circle with their palms facing up and sing this song while clapping the next persons palm in a circle)
Down by the jungle where nobody goes theres a big fat gorilla picking his nose and he picks it and he picks it to see where it goes… and it goes and it goes and it goes and it goes
Whos gonna get that whos gonna get that whos gonna get that slimy snot?
(Whoever it lands it on is out)
me and my friends used to play “Tarzan”: Tarzan the monkey man swinging from a rubber band, flip flop he broke his nose what color was his blood? Red. R-E-D you are out.
(every one sits in the circle with one hand on top of someone else beside them and one under the other person. and at the end of the chant whoevers hand got slapped chooses a color, at the end of that slapping who ever was slapped is out. unless they move their hand out of the way cause the persons hand underneath them to hit their own and making them get out)