Erik: My bedroom is wallpapered with cherubs. Little, naked angel babies all over the place…not my choice, but what are you gonna do? It’s cute and creepy.
Jen: People check me out like I’m a celebrity.
Erik: People check me out like I’m a rumor, like I’m something that they heard about somewhere.
Jen: What if she wrote “Seymour Butts” on the application and turned it in?
Erik: Well, if she wrote “Seymour Butts,” I’d think that she were six years old.